Surviving Groomzilla:: A Bride's GuideGroomzilla: noun. 1) An ordinary man who, upon betrothal, transforms into a pastry tasting, "Save the Date" card-obsessed know-it-all. 2) A bride's worst nightmare. Maybe you've never seen one yourself, but he's out there. Bridezilla's evil twin: Groomzilla. He's real, all right. He's armed with color swatches and his very own copy of Modern Bride--and he's here to plan your wedding. . . Once upon a time, wedding planning was the bride's project. But if you're recently engaged, then you just might have a Groomzilla on your hands. Craig Bridger was a Groomzilla, and lived to tell the tale. Inside, he'll help you tame your Groomzilla before all hell breaks loose. You'll get groom-tested advice, tactics, scientific* charts and a free set of steak knives*. It's your wedding. Groomzilla can't have it, but maybe he can borrow it* if he behaves. *Not true. *Also, technically, not true. *Don't let him borrow it. "Highly entertaining and bursting with information." --Jenny Lee, author of I Do. I Did. Now What?! "David Sedaris meets Emily Post in Surviving Groomzilla. . .Bridger's insights made me burst a corset." --Lucy Talbot, author of The Bridesmaid's Guerrilla Handbook |
Contents
CHAPTER TWO Ready Set Groomzilla | |
CHAPTER THREE The Groomzillas in the Details | |
CHAPTER FOUR Groomzilla Eats the Wedding Vendors | |
CHAPTER FIVE Groomzilla Gets the Guests | |
CHAPTER SIX Grooming Groomzilla | |
CHAPTER SEVEN Countdown to Groomzilla | |
CHAPTER EIGHT Here Comes Groomzilla | |
CHAPTER NINE The Beast Is Bested | |
EPILOGUE Groomzilla Hall of Fame | |
Groomzilla Horoscopes | |
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