Surviving Groomzilla:: A Bride's Guide

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Kensington Publishing Corp., Mar 1, 2012 - Humor - 192 pages
Groomzilla: noun.
1) An ordinary man who, upon betrothal, transforms into a pastry tasting, "Save the Date" card-obsessed know-it-all.
2) A bride's worst nightmare.

Maybe you've never seen one yourself, but he's out there. Bridezilla's evil twin: Groomzilla. He's real, all right. He's armed with color swatches and his very own copy of Modern Bride--and he's here to plan your wedding. . .

Once upon a time, wedding planning was the bride's project. But if you're recently engaged, then you just might have a Groomzilla on your hands.

Craig Bridger was a Groomzilla, and lived to tell the tale. Inside, he'll help you tame your Groomzilla before all hell breaks loose. You'll get groom-tested advice, tactics, scientific* charts and a free set of steak knives*.

It's your wedding. Groomzilla can't have it, but maybe he can borrow it* if he behaves.

*Not true.
*Also, technically, not true.
*Don't let him borrow it.



"Highly entertaining and bursting with information." --Jenny Lee, author of I Do. I Did. Now What?!

"David Sedaris meets Emily Post in Surviving Groomzilla. . .Bridger's insights made me burst a corset." --Lucy Talbot, author of The Bridesmaid's Guerrilla Handbook
 

Contents

Title Page
CHAPTER TWO Ready Set Groomzilla
CHAPTER THREE The Groomzillas in the Details
CHAPTER FOUR Groomzilla Eats the Wedding Vendors
CHAPTER FIVE Groomzilla Gets the Guests
CHAPTER SIX Grooming Groomzilla
CHAPTER SEVEN Countdown to Groomzilla
CHAPTER EIGHT Here Comes Groomzilla
CHAPTER NINE The Beast Is Bested
EPILOGUE Groomzilla Hall of Fame
Groomzilla Horoscopes
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