Knuckleheads in the News
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!
Here is a hilarious collection that catches real-life knuckleheads in outrageous acts of brazen stupidity, giving new meaning to that famous four-letter word: "DUH"!
* The Oregon resident who was waxing his 1984 Pontiac--and somehow managed to shove the antenna up his nose . . .
GRANDMOTHER OF EIGHT MAKES HOLE IN ONE
* The Atlanta Braves pitcher who was treated for five-inch-long welts after he tried to iron his polo shirt while wearing it . . .
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
* The inmate at a Chesapeake Correctional Facility who filed a five million dollar lawsuit against himself . . .
DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE
* The woman who couldn't stand the discomfort of having a callus on her right foot, so she blew off her big toe with a shotgun . . .
Radio personality John "Kato" Machay's lively compilation of news stories, headlines, and courtroom gaffes proves hands down that truth is dumber than fiction!
REMEMBER: To err may be human, but to laugh out loud is divine.
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