Killing BridezillaWhen writer-for-hire Jaine Austen signs on to script vows for the ultimate Bridezilla, 'I do's' soon become 'I wish I hadn't's' - and curtains for the bride spell a veil of woes for Jaine. Jaine's accepted her share of lame gigs to pay the bills, but rewriting Shakespeare's got to be an all-time low. The fiasco begins with a call from Jaine's high-school nemesis, uber rich uber witch Patti Devane. It seems Patti will soon be sashaying down the aisle with another former classmate from Hermosa High, and she'd like the exchange of vows to evoke Romeo and Juliet, except without the 'downer' of an ending. |
Contents
Section 1 | 1 |
Section 2 | 5 |
Section 3 | 19 |
Section 4 | 35 |
Section 5 | 45 |
Section 6 | 51 |
Section 7 | 59 |
Section 8 | 67 |
Section 14 | 127 |
Section 15 | 141 |
Section 16 | 155 |
Section 17 | 163 |
Section 18 | 173 |
Section 19 | 179 |
Section 20 | 191 |
Section 21 | 201 |
Section 9 | 77 |
Section 10 | 87 |
Section 11 | 97 |
Section 12 | 107 |
Section 13 | 119 |
Section 22 | 211 |
Section 23 | 225 |
Section 24 | 235 |
Section 25 | 245 |
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