Nature GirlPassionate and willful Honey Santana is taking rude, gullible telemarketer Boyd Shreave and his less than enthusiastic mistress, Eugenie Fonda, into the mangroves of Florida’s Ten Thousand Islands for a gentle lesson in humility. What Honey doesn’t know is that she’s being followed by her obsessed former employer, Piejack, and her still-smitten ex-husband, Perry, with their protective and wise-beyond-his-years twelve-year-old son, Fry. And when they all arrive on Dismal Key, they don’t know the island is occupied by Sammy Tigertail, a failed alligator wrestler trying like hell to be left alone despite the Florida State coed clinging to his side. South Florida has never been quite so hilarious as it is in this outrageous tale of one woman’s single-handed quest to eradicate greed and enforce civility in her corner of the Sunshine State. |
Contents
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Section 2 | 16 |
Section 3 | 28 |
Section 4 | 40 |
Section 5 | 50 |
Section 6 | 61 |
Section 7 | 74 |
Section 8 | 84 |
Section 14 | 162 |
Section 15 | 173 |
Section 16 | 185 |
Section 17 | 196 |
Section 18 | 206 |
Section 19 | 217 |
Section 20 | 229 |
Section 21 | 244 |
Section 9 | 106 |
Section 10 | 116 |
Section 11 | 128 |
Section 12 | 139 |
Section 13 | 150 |
Section 22 | 256 |
Section 23 | 267 |
Section 24 | 277 |
Section 25 | 290 |
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