Would You Rather...: Over 200 Absolutely Absurd Dilemmas to Ponder
In an hysterical blend of absurdity, wit, and pop culture comes Would You Rather..., a collection of laugh-out-loud funny, irreverent and irresistibly thought-provoking dilemmas. Readers are stumped with questions like:
-Would you rather watch a porn movie with your parents, or watch a porn movie starring your parents?
-Would you rather fight Mike Tyson, or talk like him?
-Would you rather live in a world where at the end of a rainbow, there really was a pot of gold, or where at the end of a rainbow there were 500 cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon?
The over 200 hilarious questions ask readers to look deep within themselves and choose between two equally undesirable—or desirable—options. Filled with twisted insights and hip pop culture references, Would You Rather... is brain candy to tempt the most finicky palate.
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Would You Rather--: Over 200 Absolutely Absurd Dilemmas to Ponder
Justin Heimberg,David Gomberg
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