Murder With Puffins

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St. Martin's Press, Feb 7, 2006 - Fiction - 308 pages
Winner of the St. Martin's Malice Domestic Award in 1997 for her first work Murder With Peacocks, Donna Andrews brings back her zany characters and disastrous events.

In an attempt to get away from her family, Meg and her boyfriend go to a tiny island off the coast of Maine. What could have been a romantic getaway slowly turns into disaster.

Once there, they are marooned by a hurricane and that is only the beginning of their problems. Meg and her boyfriend arrive at the house only to discover that Meg's parents and siblings, along with their spouses are all there. When a murder takes place, Meg realizes that she and her boyfriend can no longer sit by a cozy fireplace, but must instead tramp around the muddy island to keep try and clear her father who is the chief suspect.

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situational-humor, family-dynamics, murder-investigation, amateur-sleuth, women-sleuths The sleuthing isn't bad, but the super funny situational humor really made my day! The characters certainly are ... Read full review

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When Meg Langslow remembers the family cabin on the island of Monhegan just off the Maine coast, she thinks she's found the perfect place to spend some time alone with her boyfriend, Michael ... Read full review

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CHAPTER 1 My Puffin Lies over the Ocean "I see land ahead," Michael said. "I''m sure they said that often aboard the original Flying Dutchman," I replied, my eyes tightly shut. "No, really; I''m sure of it this time," he insisted. I kept my eyes closed and didn''t relax my death grip on the rail while the ferry''s deck bucked and heaved beneath my feet. The rain and spray had soaked me to the bone, but I wasn''t going into the cabin unless the swells grew dangerous. Way too many seasick people inside. Of course, those of us on deck were seasick, too, but at least out here the wind kept the air fresh, if a little damp. "The next time I have an idea like this," I mumbled, "just shoot me and get it over with." "What was that?" Michael shouted over a gust of wind. "Never mind," I shouted back. "I really do think that''s land ahead," Michael repeated. "Honestly. I don''t think it''s another patch of fog." I debated, briefly, whether to look. My seasickness seemed a little less intense if I kept my eyes closed. But if an end to our ordeal was in sight, I wanted to know about it. I opened one eye a crack and peered in the direction Michael pointed. To me, the vague shape ahead looked like the same ominous cloud bank we''d been staring at for hours. Maybe it made him feel better to think he saw land. Maybe he was trying to make me feel better. "That''s nice," I croaked, and closed my eyes again, blotting out the gray sky, the gray sea, and the disturbing lack of any clear line of demarcation between the two. Not tomention the gray faces of the other passengers clinging to the rail. "We must be getting close," Michael said, sounding less confident. "Monhegan''s only an hour off the coast in good weather, right?" I didn''t answer. Yes, normally it took only an hour by ferry to reach Monhegan, where we planned to stay in my aunt Phoebe''s summer cottage. But there was nothing normal about this trip. If Michael still believed we''d reach dry land soon, I wasn''t going to discourage him. Even though deep down I knew that we really had boarded the Flying Dutchman and were doomed to sail up and down the coast for all eternity, or at least until we ran out of fuel and had to be rescued by the Coast Guard. "Well, maybe not," I heard Michael murmur. I pried my eyes open to check on him. He stared out over the water with a faint frown. I felt a twinge of jealousy. I probably looked as ghastly as I felt, but even in the throes of seasickness, Michael was gorgeous. A little paler than usual, and the hypnotically blue eyes were a bit bloodshot. But still, were I an artist, looking for just the right tall, dark, handsome cover model for a nautically themed romance, I''d look at Michael and shout, "Eureka!" "I''m sorry," I said instead. "This was a bad idea." "It''ll turn out all right," he said with a smile. Only a faint ghost of his usual dazzling smile, but it made me feel better. "But next time we set out on an adventure, let''s remember to check the weather first, okay?" Well, that was encouraging. At least he was still talking about "next time." And next time I took off on a trip with Michael, I promised myself, we''d go someplace warm and tropical, where the nearest large body of water was the hotel swimming pool. Not on a boat in the middle of the Atlantic--well, several miles off the coast of Maine anyway. Hurricane Gladys had now headed out to sea and now subsided to a mere tropical storm, but if I''d bothered tocheck the Weather Channel before Michael and I set out for our weekend getaway, I could have picked a more promising spot. In fact, I could probably have done better just by sticking a pin in a map. "It''s a deal," I said, smiling back as well as I could. He put his hand on mine for a few seconds, until another wave hit the boat and he had to grab the rail again. But I felt better. Mentally anyway. Physically ... well, I was trying to ignore another set of warning signals from my stomach. "Meg Langslow? Is that you?" I opened my eyes and turned, to see two figures standing to my left, both wrapped from head to toe in state-of-the-art rain gear. They looked like walking L. L. Bean catalogs and were probably toasty warm and reasonably dry underneath. I tried not to resent this. "Yes?" I said, peering through sheets of rain at the small portion of their faces visible under their hoods. "Meg, dear, don''t you remember us? It''s Winnie and Binkie!" "Winnie and Binkie?" Michael repeated. I finally placed the names. Mr. and Mrs. Winthrop Saltonstall Burnham, aka Winnie and Binkie, owned a cottage on Monhegan Island and were old family friends. Childhood friends of my grandparents, if memory served, which made them fairly ancient by now. And yet there they stood, two sturdy round figures in yellow slickers, seemingly undisturbed by the driving rain, the frantic rocking of the boat, and the near-gale force winds. "Bracing, isn''t it?" Winnie said, throwing out his chest and taking a deep breath, which was at least one-quarter rain. "Don''t mind him, dear," Binkie whispered, noticing my reaction. "Rough weather always makes him a little queasy, and he likes to put a brave front on it." "Oh, I don''t mind the crossing," Winnie said. "I''m just hoping the weather doesn''t spoil the bird-watching." "Bird-watching?" Michael said. "You''re going out to Monhegan in the middle of a hurricane for bird-watching?" "Yes, aren''t you?" Winnie asked. "It''s been downgraded to a tropical storm," Binkie said. "And this is the fall flyover season." "Oh, of course," I said. "The what?" Michael asked. "The fall flyover season," Binkie explained. "Monhegan lies right in the path the birds take when they migrate north and south. There''s a short time every spring and fall when the bird-watching reaches its peak, and birders come here from all up and down the Eastern Seaboard." "We have a cottage on the island," Winnie said. "We''ve been bird-watching here for fifty-three years." He and Binkie exchanged fond smiles. "But if you''re not here for the bird-watching, why are you going out to Monhegan?" Binkie asked. "We wanted to get away from things," Michael put in. "Get some peace and quiet." "Some what?" Winnie shouted over a gust of wind that had evidently carried away Michael''s words. "Peace and quiet!" Michael shouted back. "Oh." They still looked at us with puzzled expressions. I sighed. I wasn''t sure I even wanted to try explaining. The trip had seemed so logical a few days ago. My romance with Michael had reached the point where we wanted to spend a little time alone together--okay, a lot of time--just at the point when neither of us had a place to call our own. As a bachelor professor of theater in a college town with a chronic housing shortage, Michael had lived in relative luxury for the last several years by renting houses from faculty members on sabbatical. This year, alas, his landlords had suddenly realized they couldn''t afford to spend a year in London--not with their seventh child on the way.They''d been very nice about letting Michael sleep on their sofa until something else turned up, but it was no place for the logical conclusion to a romantic candlelight dinner. We''d already ended enough dates watching Disney videos and dodging blobs of peanut butter. And I was temporarily homeless, as well. Subletting my cottage and ironworking studio for several months to a struggling sculptor had seemed like a good idea at the start of the summer. I''d known I would be down in my hometown of Yorktown, organizing three family weddings; and with my career as an ornamental blacksmith on hold, I could use the rent money. But when I tried to move back in, I couldn''t get rid of my tenant. He was in the middle of an important commission; he would ruin the whole piece if he had to move it; he needed just one more week to finish it. He''d been needing just one more week for the past six weeks. So I was still staying at my parents'' house. Mother and Dad weren''t there, of course; they were off in Europe on an extended second honeymoon. But the house was filled with elderly relatives. They''d come for the weddings and stayed on to watch the legal circus unfold as the county built its case against the murderer whose identity I''d managed (more or less accidentally) to uncover. That was another problem. I''d become notorious. I couldn''t go anywhere in Yorktown without people coming up to congratulate me for my brilliant detective work. More than one romantic candlelight dinner with Michael had been interrupted by people who insisted on shaking my hand, having their picture taken with me, buying us drinks, treating us to dinner--it was impossible. "Too bad we can''t just run away together to a desert island," Michael said after one such interruption. Inspiration struck. "Actually, we can," I said. "What are you doing next weekend?" "Running away to a desert island with you, evidently," Michael said. "Did you have a particular island in mind?" "Monhegan!" I said. "Never heard of it. Where is it?" "Off the coast of Maine." "Won''t that be cold this time of year?" "The cottage has a fireplace. And a gas heater." "Cottage?" "Aunt Phoebe''s summer cottage. Actually, it''s an old house. And hardly anyone stays on the island after August;

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