Atomic Wedgies, Wet Willies, and Other Acts of RogueryThis authoritative guide to those annoying and embarrassing tricks everyone grows up with (and maybe never outgrow) provides "sage" advice for the young and the young at heart. Arranged in encyclopedic format, each of the more than 50 entries includes a formal definition of the prank, followed by tips for execution and countermeasures. Illustrations document the best technique for affixing a "kick me" sign to someone's back, or how to wriggle out of a noogie-giver's clutches. A ranking system places each act on a scale of 1 to 10 for its degree of pain, embarrassment, annoyance, and degree of difficulty. Other fun and irritating tricks include the Burp 'n' Blow, the Rat Tail, the Eskimo Hook, and the Marker 'Stache. |
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17 DEFINITION 25 DEFINITION 30 DEFINITION acts of roguery ANNOYANCE EMBARRASSMENT DIFFICULTY assailant assailant's Atomic Wedgie attack bathroom blow Book Knock burp CARPET TUG cause CHARLEY HORSE COIN FLIP defense DIFFICULTY TOTAL POINTS drawstrings Dutch Oven element of surprise EMBARRASSMENT DIFFICULTY TOTAL Fart Cup FISP FLAT FOOT Flour Shower grab Head Butt hertz donut Hoodwink index finger Kick KNEE BEND Knuckle Mash LIFT LIES Light Flick LOOSE LID Magic Mustache Marker Sniff Mosquito Flick Native American Burn Noogie Nose Tweak one's Ottoman PACE MATCH PAIN ANNOYANCE EMBARRASSMENT Pants Yank perpetrator perpetrator's person pillow Pink Belly POINTS PAIN ANNOYANCE Polar Shower Psyche Shake Pull My Finger Purple Nurple RAT TAIL Revolving Door Hold SCOOP-A-LOOP Seek out victims shirt shoe Short Sheet Shoulder Tap sleeping SODA EXPLODA someone Spitball Step STRENGTH TEST TIPS FOR EXECUTION TOTAL POINTS PAIN underwear URINAL GREETING Warm Water Manicure WET WILLIE