World's Dumbest Crooks: And Other True Tales of Bloopers, Botches and BlundersYou won't believe some of the bird-brained things people have done. This book is packed with stories that are ridiculous, outrageous--and true! |
Contents
Goofs and Gaffes | 4 |
The Sports Hall of Shame | 23 |
The Wheel of Misfortune | 41 |
Copyright | |
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