My First Two Thousand Years: The Autobiography of the Wandering Jew

George Sylvester Viereck, Paul Eldridge

Sheridan House, Inc., 2001 - Fiction - 512 pages

The Wandering Jew is a cosmic symbol--he is man, he is woman, he is sex, he is history, he is life itself.

Contents

• THE SEVEN PLOVERS: 9
• MR ISAAC LAQUEDEM: 15
• PROBERS OF THE SOUL: 21
• RECEPTIONSI QUARREL WITH JOHN: 27
• OFF MISTRESSLYDIA PUTS ME TO BED: 38
• PRINCESS SALOME YAWNS THE PARABLE OF: 46
• DATE MY ESTATEI LAUGHFAULTY ARITHMETIC: 56
• HOW STRONG YOU ARE CARTAPHILUS: 59
• THE GREAT GOD ENNUITHE WINDS WILL: 66
• DAMIS APOLLONIUS AND JESUSTHE DOUBLE BLOS: 75
• DAMIS FALLS ASLEEPETERNAL COMRADESTHE: 81
• GOD OR DEMONI AM STILL A MANTHE RAJAHS: 88
• CARTAPHAL PRINCE OF INDIAMARCUS AURELIUS: 96
• CAMELCARTAPHAL YAWNS: 105
• KOTIKOKURA SHAVESI MAKE HISTORYTHE CROSS: 112
• KOTIKOKURA SCRATCHES HIMSELFA FUNERAL PRO: 121
• APOLLONIUSFLOWEROFJOY: 123
• A COUNTRY: 131
• THE QUEST OF THE PRINCESSMOON TORTOISE: 139
• SALOME WRITES A LETTERMAGIC RUINSTHE: 149
• ANGEL GABRIEL DICTATES A BOOKMOHAMMED: 155
• KOTIKOKURA LOSES A FRIENDMECCA GLOWS LIKE: 161
• THE ORCHESTRATION OF DELIGHTKOTIKOKURAS: 176
• ABRAHAMSHIPWRECKED: 187
• XXXIX: 193
• XLII: 204
• THREE IMMORTALS RIDE THROUGH THE DESERT: 212
• XLV: 225
• THE ISLE OF BLISSI MEET AN ARMENIAN BISHOP: 234
• THE EMPIRE OF PRESTER JOHNIF I WILL THAT: 246
• KOTIKOKURA WHAT ARE WE?DO THE STARS: 255
• KURA BLUSHES: 257
• OUT OF THE WINDOW OF THE PASTKOTIKOKURA: 265
• GHETTO THE RABBIS DAUGHTER: 277
• THE QUEEN PAWNS HER JEWELSI DO BUSINESS: 289
• GILLES DE RETZ IN PARISTREVISAN DOES A MIRACLE: 295
• THE LABORATORY OF GILLES DE RETZGILLES CHAL: 304
• SULLEN PEASANTSA DROP OF BLOOD GLISTENING: 314
• THE LOVE OF ANNEANNE PROPOSESI BETRAY: 320
• THE CITY OF FLOWERSLA FESTA DEL GRILLOTHE: 332
• ANTONIO AND ANTONIABOY OR GIRLI BLUSH: 339
• THE HOLY INQUISITIONUNTAPPED RESERVOIRSA: 365
• DARLINGS OF THE GODSSTIRRING THE ASHES: 373
• KOTIKOKURA SUCKS A LEMONWE CROSS THE CHAN: 386
• QUEEN ELIZABETH PASSESDUST TO DUSTI DISCOVER: 393
• ENGLAND SMOKESMERMAIDS TAVERNWILLIE: 409
• THE BROKEN VESSELEUROPE IS SICKTHE: 417
• AT THE DOCK OF SAARDAMTHE HUMOR OF: 429
• THE THRONE OF THE GOLDEN CALFI MAKE A DEAL: 440
• FREDERICK PLAYS CHESSTHE TABACKS COLLEGIUM: 444
• ROTHSCHILD MOVES TO PARISA FASHIONABLE SALON: 450
• ASSORTED LOVERSTHE TRANSVESTITENARCISSUS: 460
• TWO PARALLEL LINES MEETTHE GARDEN OF SALOME: 471
• THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ISAAC LAQUEDEM: 494

Bibliographic information

• Title: My First Two Thousand Years: The Autobiography of the Wandering Jew; G - Reference,Information and Interdisciplinary Subjects Series
• Authors: George Sylvester Viereck, Paul Eldridge
• Publisher: Sheridan House, Inc., 2001
• ISBN: 157409128X, 9781574091281
• Length: 512 pages
• Subjects: Fiction / Christian / General; Fiction / General; Fiction / Historical / General; Fiction / Jewish