Snotter GolfIf the statement, "You should keep your day job," applies to your golf game, then this book is made for you. We wrote it in an informal way, like two friends having a discussion about golf. Golf should be informal and fun. According to Forbes magazine, "The U.S. golf industry has lost 2 million players. The main cause is an inability to attract and keep younger golfers." Perhaps it's the long list of golf rules or the multitude of "pointers" written by the thousands of golf pro's that inundate us daily. We all want to be better golfers. "My goal is to break 80." You never hear a golfer at the tee box say, "Let's have fun out there!" But that should be the goal. Our scoring system removes the pressure of "scoring" shots and having fun. Make up your own rules. We encourage it! |
Contents
My Brain Is Tired | 1 |
We Dont Have a Score Card | 3 |
Putting Real golfers dont cry when they line up their 3rd putt | 5 |
Chipping Nice shot your still away | 9 |
Driving Meeting the Neighbors | 13 |
When a birdie isnt a birdie | 17 |
Hitting the ball where it lies | 19 |
Summary of Snotter Scoring | 23 |
Balls My balls are better than yours | 33 |
Dos and Donts of Golf | 35 |
When and where not to use Fore | 37 |
Humorous Golf Sayings Jokes | 38 |
Lets throw our back out | 42 |
Golf Defi nitions | 44 |
What kind of name is that? | 48 |
Snotter Golf Tournaments | 49 |