The Truth about Reference LibrariansMost historians agree that full scale library reference services first appeared in the ancient Sumerian city of Uruk at the turn of the third millennium B.C. During a dig at the site of Uruk, archaeologists discovered the Royal Library, home to the first reference desk. Chief archaeologist Helmut Flapmeyer was able to determine the answer to a burning question in librarianship: What was the first reference question ever asked? (The answer: Where's the bathroom?) Super library sleuths Will Manley and Richard Lee once again dig through the remnants of the profession's dusty past to uncover the truth about reference librarians. Where did they come from? Should they really be cataloged under the subject heading Illogical? How do they eradicate such reference pests as Jerkus disgustis, Pervertus horribilis, and perhaps worst of all, Studentus moronis? With an intense and abiding sobriety, Manley answers these and other questions from libraryland. |
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... stacks of clay tablets got bigger and bigger and as they got bigger and big- ger it became harder and harder to keep track of them . Obviously some- thing had to be done to put them in order . That's when God sent to earth from a ...
... stacks of clay tablets got bigger and bigger and as they got bigger and big- ger it became harder and harder to keep track of them . Obviously some- thing had to be done to put them in order . That's when God sent to earth from a ...
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... his victims . How to eradicate : Trap him back in the stacks with a police stake - out and throw him in jail . Then throw away the key . PERVERTUS HORRIBILIS Many people often confuse the Jerkus disgustis with • 42 • Chapter 4.
... his victims . How to eradicate : Trap him back in the stacks with a police stake - out and throw him in jail . Then throw away the key . PERVERTUS HORRIBILIS Many people often confuse the Jerkus disgustis with • 42 • Chapter 4.
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... ) Spend an inordinate amount of time in the book stacks under the justification that you are working on a very difficult reference question for the Mayor . Chapter 8 ATTENTION LIBRARY DIRECTORS : HOW TO CARE FOR • 96 • Chapter 7.
... ) Spend an inordinate amount of time in the book stacks under the justification that you are working on a very difficult reference question for the Mayor . Chapter 8 ATTENTION LIBRARY DIRECTORS : HOW TO CARE FOR • 96 • Chapter 7.
Contents
Foreword | 1 |
Preface | 3 |
How Did Reference Services Get Started? | 5 |
Copyright | |
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