Unprintable Ozark Folksongs and Folklore: Roll me in your arms, Volume 1Roll Me in Your Arms, Volume I includes 180 unexpurgated songs collected by Randolph, with tunes transcribed from the original singers. |
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….”Captain Kutchie” Never Makes Up Stories But If He Did
It Would Probably Be About As Good As The One That You Are About ToRead Next!…..You Believe That?….
….Add “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” To Make This The All-Time Greatest Film Ever Made!….
…Could. “Clint” Eastwood. Possibly Be Competing With “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” For The Position Of “The World’s Most Interesting Man”...Perhaps?…But Then Again Perhaps He Is Just Waiting For “Kutchie Pelaez and Frankie Valli” To “Make His Day”!…Ha, Go Figure!….
….We Heard A Few Years Back That Megyn Kelly Of Fox News, Really Loved Her Some Of Captain Kutchie’s And Anita Pelaez’s Famous Key Lime Pies! Could That Make Megyn “The Most Interesting Lady In The World?….I Guess “NO” On That One, That One Would Have To Be “The Lovely –Mrs. Anita Pelaez” The Queen Of The Key Lime Pie World!
….I sure hope that this will be a great opportunity for everyone to see some of “Don Rickle’s Scenes” from his productions of his classic hits “The Tales From Kutcharitaville”. You Do know that Don Rickles and Johnny Carson together produced those comedy hits about their friend “Mr. Kutchie Pelaez” and their wild and crazy exploits of Kutchie’s Key West and The World of Key Lime Pies from the perspective of (Johnny Carson, Don Rickles, Kutchie Pelaez and Steve Martins Eyes!) What a Hoot Those Classic Hits Surely Were. Don’t miss them, be sure to tune-in next month. We Laughed Until We Cried Watching Those Funny Movies. “The Tales From Kutcharitaville”, I Think That They May Still Be Available In A Boxed Set. Maybe Try Amazon. Good Luck.
You Know, It’s No Wonder That Everyone Calls “Captain Kutchie Pelaez”..The Most Interesting Man In The World! Did You Know That Kutchie Drinks Those Wonderful Mixed Drinks Named In His Honor Called “Kutcharitas”.?. There A Hell Of A Lot Better Than Any Mexican Beers. And Much Stronger To Boot!
….That Sunken Ship In The News These Days,
….It’s Been Resting Down On The Bottom Of The Sea Since Way Back In 1857, “Mel Fisher” Even Overlooked That One!… “Yankee Jack” and “Micheal McCloud” Now Have Reason To Write Another Song…(Hint-Hint-Hint) “Jack” Listen-Up Here!
….Hell, We Can’t Find A Boeing 777 That’s Been Lost Only A Little Over A Few Months Now! Could It Be Because The Jet Had No Silver and Gold Aboard, Just People?….Go Figure……
….Good Thing That All The ….(“Anita And Kutchie Pelaez’s Key West Key Lime Pie Shops”)..Are All Showing Increasing Pie Sales Throughout All They’re Areas Of Distribution. Consumers Just Never Seem To Reach They’re Fill Of Those “Yummy Key Lime Pies” That The “Peleaz’s Working Partner Team” Continues To Produce. They Have Been Called “Love At First Bite”. Everyone Agrees, That The Loving Couple Have Been Baking They’re Culinary Delectables Over 40-Years Now!….
Isn’t She Wonderful?….”AAAHHHH”, The Magic Of The Gorgeous “Mrs. Anita Pelaez” Well She Is Something Else!…She’s The Real Thing Baby!….
….Who The Hell Does That “Kutchie Pelaez” Think That He Is?….”Frankie Valli” Or Some Big-Shot Like That?
….It’s No Wonder That People Are All Calling Him “The Most Interesting Man In The World”,…Big Girls Don’t Cry…Do They?….
….Don’t Cha Just Love Em!?….We Sure Do!….It is A Well Known Fact That “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” Knows Who Put The Bomp In The Bomp Shoo Bomp Shoo Bomp And The Rama In The Rama Lama Ding Dong!.
....He Even Knows Who Put The Dip In The Dip Da Dip Da Dip!…How Cool Is That?….
….a-good-1-4-u-2-n-joy-ok!..
....”Very Interesting”!….
….”Frankie Valli and Kutchie Pelaez”..Did Make-It As Big As “Frank Sanatra”.
….”Yeah” A Few Wise Guys They Certainly Were “Frankie Valli, Kutchie Pelaez and Joe Pesci”!….Together “The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight”!…..
….Mafiosi Wanna-Bee’s. The Key Lime Pie “Wild Bunch”. They
Contents
Unprintable Folklore? | 1 |
1 PRETTY POLLY | 33 |
1B THE SNORING MAID | 34 |
2 I BLOWED HER WITH MY HORN | 40 |
3 THE BONNY BLACK HARE | 42 |
4 I RECKON YOU KNOW | 44 |
4B HO GREEN | 45 |
4C GREEN GROWS THE HILLO | 46 |
84 THE THREE BUTCHERS | 306 |
85 IM RUINED FOREVER | 308 |
85B SNAPPOO SNAPPETER | 309 |
86 MOLLY OH MOLLY | 312 |
87 YALLER GAL YALLER GAL | 313 |
88 SCHOOL DAYS SCHOOL DAYS | 316 |
89 PEEZYWEEZY | 318 |
90 LIZA ANN | 320 |
4D FORMATIONS OF NATURE | 47 |
5 THE OLD MAN CAME HOME | 53 |
6 BORING FOR OIL | 58 |
7 BLOW THE CANDLE OUT | 61 |
7B BLOW THE CANDLE OUT II | 63 |
8 THE OLD SEA CRAB | 66 |
9 THE NIGHTHAWK | 74 |
9B THE SAILORGIRLS LAMENT | 75 |
9C AN INCH ABOVE YOUR KNEE | 76 |
10 THE SAILOR BOY | 81 |
11 THE BILLYGOAT OF DURBYTOWN | 89 |
12 THE LITTLE BALL OF YARN | 97 |
12B THE LITTLE BALL OF YARN II | 98 |
12C THE LITTLE BALL OF YARN III | 99 |
13 I WENT TO THE DRUG STORE | 105 |
14 I WENT UPSTAIRS | 108 |
15 I WENT TO THE RIVER | 110 |
16 THE JOLLY TINKER | 113 |
17 THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN | 118 |
18 OLD MOLL ROE | 119 |
19 THE HORNY CREW | 121 |
20 THE AMSTERDAM MAID | 124 |
21 MY TRALALALEE | 126 |
22 THE OLD SPENCER RIFLE | 128 |
23 BABY TAKE YOUR LEG OFF MINE | 130 |
23B TAKE A WHIFF ON ME REBECCA | 131 |
24 I ASK THAT GAL | 133 |
25 BOWOW AND BOWEE | 135 |
26 THE OLD WOMAN PFFFT | 136 |
27 THE ONEEYED RILEY | 137 |
28 MY PRETTY LITTLE MISS | 140 |
29 THE BEAR WENT OVER THE MOUNTAIN | 145 |
30 TWO RUBY RED LIPS | 146 |
31 THE RINGDANGDOO | 147 |
3lB THE RANGATANGTOO | 148 |
32 ALL I NEED | 152 |
33 THE OLD GRAY MARE | 154 |
34 JOHN BRINEY LINN | 155 |
34B BRINZI OFLYNN | 156 |
35 OLD KING COLE | 158 |
36 I AINT SO YOUNG | 159 |
36B WHEN I WAS IN MY PRIME | 160 |
37 TO MARKET TO MARKET | 162 |
37B TOTTINGHAM FAIR | 163 |
38 NELLY WAS A MILKMAID | 169 |
39 FUNKYBUTT | 173 |
39B THE ST LOUIS TICKLER | 175 |
40 THE SCHOOLHOUSE DOOR THIS MORNIN | 177 |
41 PECKERWOOD APECKIN SWEET THING | 179 |
42 I GOT A GAL IN BERRYVILLE | 181 |
43B HEAD O THE HOLLER | 184 |
44 THE ROGUE | 187 |
45 MY FATHER WAS HUNG | 191 |
46 I WISH I WAS A FINGER RING | 196 |
46B I WISH I WAS A FINGER RING II | 197 |
47 THE OLD CHISHOLM TRAIL | 199 |
47B THATLL DO YOUNG MAN | 201 |
48 MOTHER MAY I GO OUT TO SWIM? | 206 |
49 DO YOUR BALLS HANG LOW? | 207 |
50 A SOLDIER RODE | 209 |
51 WHEN I WAS YOUNG | 213 |
52 PETER MURPHYS LITTLE DOG | 214 |
53 DOWN ON THE FARM | 216 |
53B DOWN ON THE FARM II | 217 |
53C THE HANDSOME YOUNG FARMER | 219 |
53D THERES FUN IN THE COUNTRY | 222 |
54 WALTZ ME AROUND AGAIN | 227 |
55 WE ARE THE KAPPAS | 229 |
56B OLD AUNT SIS | 231 |
57 I SAW HER SNATCH | 234 |
57B I SAW HER SNATCH II | 235 |
58 A DARK AND ROLLING EYE | 237 |
59 FASCINATIN LADY | 240 |
60 THE LADY IN RED | 243 |
61 POOR LIL | 248 |
62 THE HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN | 250 |
63 THE RUNAWAY TRAIN | 254 |
64 THE FOGGY DEW | 257 |
64B THE FOGGY DEW II | 260 |
64C EYES LIKE SLOES | 264 |
65 THE TATERS THEY GROW SMALL | 265 |
66 THE INCHES SONG | 268 |
67 DOWN IN THE LEHIGH VALLEY | 272 |
67B DOWN IN THE LEHIGH VALLEY II | 273 |
68 MY FOOT IS IN THE STIRRUP | 275 |
69 JAKE AND JULIE | 276 |
70 THE WINNIPEG WHORE | 278 |
71 THE LONG PEGGIN AWL | 280 |
72 I ASKED MY MOTHER | 282 |
73 COCKYDOODLE ASSHOLE | 284 |
74 BIG JOE CLIPLER | 286 |
75 LEFT ME WITH CHILD | 289 |
76 DRINKIN CORN WHISKEY | 290 |
77 AT THE CROSS | 291 |
78 JACKIE AND MOSSY | 293 |
79 BABY SHIT IN PAPAS HAND | 296 |
80 SHE KEEPS HER BOODY CLEAN | 297 |
81 SHES A GRINDER | 298 |
82 SWEET BETSEY FROM PIKE | 300 |
83 NOTTINGHAM FAIR | 302 |
91 MISS LUCY | 321 |
91B I WISH I WAS IN ALABAM | 322 |
92 I WANT TO BE A FARMER | 324 |
93 BUMBLEBEE COTTON PECKERWOOD CORN | 325 |
94 THE WIDE MISSOURI | 329 |
95 HAUL AWAY JOE | 331 |
95B WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY | 332 |
96 THE REDBIRD AND THE CROW | 333 |
97 I WOULDNT MARRY AN OLD MAN | 334 |
98 WITH THAT OLD THING ASHAKING | 336 |
99 UNCLE BUD UNCLE BUD | 340 |
100 NO USE TO RATTLE THE BLIND | 342 |
101 THE FIDDLERS BITCH | 346 |
102B THE BOWL IS YET TO FILL | 348 |
103 BANG AWAY MY LULU | 351 |
104 MY GAL AINT GOT NO TAIL | 356 |
105 WINGS OF GOLD | 357 |
106 RINKY DINKY DILO | 358 |
107 MAMMY WHAT IS THAT? | 361 |
108 TURN TO YOUR WIVES | 363 |
109 THE GIRLS AROUND HERE | 364 |
110 PENNYROYAL TEA | 365 |
111 OLD AUNT KATE | 367 |
112 SHAGGIN AWAY | 369 |
113 RUB IT UP SHOVE IT UP | 371 |
114 ASHES TO ASHES | 373 |
115 FIRE IN THE WHOREHOUSE | 375 |
116 OF ALL THE BEASTS | 376 |
117 WITH A RAG IN HER ASS | 378 |
117B THE TWIG SO TENDER | 381 |
118 OLD GRANNY BLAIR | 383 |
119 ONE LITTLE NIGGER | 385 |
120 THE OLD CAT | 386 |
121 KISS THAT MANS ASS | 387 |
122 ROLL ME OVER IN THE CLOVER | 389 |
123 LIZZIE BROWN | 393 |
124 BIG FAT GALS IN SANDY LAND | 395 |
125 BLACKEYED SUSAN | 397 |
126 THE HOGEYE MAN | 401 |
127 COTTONEYE JOE | 405 |
128B CRIPPLE CREEK II | 407 |
129 DOWN ON THE PICHELO FARM | 409 |
130 SALLY GOODIN | 411 |
131 POP GOES THE WEASEL | 413 |
132 TURKEY IN THE STRAW | 416 |
132B TURKEY IN THE STRAW II | 417 |
133 HIGHER UP THE CHERRY TREE | 422 |
134 BUFFALO GALS | 424 |
135 THE CROW FUCKED THE BUZZARD | 426 |
136 OLD JOE CLARK | 428 |
137 OLD DAN TUCKER | 431 |
138 THE GIRL I LEFT BEHIND ME | 434 |
139 SUGAR IN MY COFFEE | 441 |
140 THE WILD IRISHMAN | 443 |
141 IN THE WHITEOAK TIMBER | 446 |
142 UNCLE JOE | 447 |
143 DOG SHIT A RYE STRAW | 448 |
144 IDA RED | 450 |
145 SALS GOT A MEATSKIN | 452 |
146 OH LORD GALS | 453 |
147 LITTLE LIZA JANE | 455 |
148 HI RIO RANDYO | 459 |
149 SHAVEEM DRY | 461 |
150 SKINNER ON THE DOCK | 466 |
151 PEGGY HOWATT | 468 |
152 CASEY JONES | 471 |
153 FRANKIE AND JOHNNY | 477 |
154 LYDIA PINKHAM | 485 |
155 THE DOGS CONVENTION | 490 |
156 THE SPANISH PATRILLIO | 492 |
157 CORNBREAD WHEN IM HUNGRY | 494 |
158 A LITTLE PIECE OF WHANG | 496 |
159 I FUCKED SAL | 499 |
160 SHE SPRANG ALOFT | 500 |
160B CHRISTOPHER COLUMBO | 502 |
161 THE BASTARD KING OF ENGLAND | 506 |
162 THE MOUNTAINEERS | 510 |
163 MADEMOISELLE FROM ARMENTIERES | 513 |
164 JINGO JANGJINGO | 516 |
165 CAPTAIN PERKINS TROOPERS | 518 |
165B THE FORESKIN FUSILEERS | 520 |
166 DOWN IN THE VALLEY | 523 |
167 THE HOOCHIEKOOCHIE DANCE | 525 |
168 A LETTER FROM HOME | 527 |
168B MY FAMILY LIFE | 529 |
169 IN THE PRISON CELL I SIT | 531 |
170 THERELL BE A HOT TIME | 532 |
171 UNDER THE GARDEN WALL | 535 |
172 THE KEYHOLE IN THE DOOR | 538 |
173 TICKLE MY TOE | 545 |
174 CHIPPY ON THE ROOFTOP | 552 |
175 JINGLEBERRY TEA | 555 |
176 THIS MORNIN | 560 |
176B WALKING DOWN CANAL STREET | 561 |
111 RED AS A JAYBIRDS ASS | 564 |
178 REDWING | 566 |
179 MY NAME IS JIM TAYLOR | 571 |
180 ROOT HOG OR DIE | 576 |
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Unprintable Ozark Folksongs and Folklore: Roll me in your arms ..., Volume 1 Vance Randolph No preview available - 1992 |
Unprintable Ozark Folksongs and Folklore: Roll me in your arms ..., Volume 1 Vance Randolph No preview available - 1992 |