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User Review  - Mel - Target

This cookbook provides delicious chicken recipes, as well as TONS of witty humor! This is a great spoof/unofficial spin-off/unofficial companion to the original 'Fifty Shades of Grey' series. I'd highly recommend this book for lots of laughs and good eats. Read full review

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This book changed my life. It made cooking chicken so enjoyable. It makes cooking poultry sexy. When we had to rub on the sauce... oh my. I have never experienced such steamy eroticism. My favorite recipe was Bound Wings and Cherry Popped chicken. You should really pick up this book i think everyone will enjoy it in there own way. 

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Fifty Shades  of: Fifty Shades of Chicken
a parody in a cookbook
FL Fowler
I received this book as a Christmas Present. A parody.  A funny cook book.
"Not another funny cookbook," I said.
I fingered her. Carefully, slowly. She was new!
"I'm sorry," I heard her say, A woman! A skimpy picture of a chicken, on her belly. Naked, bound in twine.
"Filth, trash." I laid her on her back.  A tattoo, on her foot~Note how round. Faded and gray. Her cover, a beacon. 
"Open me. Please!"

"You're a book, you can't talk," I say.
I got down on all fours, to put her back under the tree.
"I'm not porno, if that's what your saying!" She was skinny, dark in color. She flashed a leaf. 
I felt the smoothness of her skin, the straightness of her spine. She didn't resist.
I slid my fingers between her pages.I gazed at her cover.I flipped her over, and read her back.A man!
"You're young," I said.  "Not a wrinkle." Every page shiny and sleek. I felt their strength, their thickness.
Your spine, I want you, you're mine.
"Ouch," she said. "Not so fast."
Her corners, stiff, firm, untouched.Her smell, fresh, new. I spread my fingers, further.
Sensed her insides, what she wanted to give. Her cherry. What she was about. I took her in both hands.
"Stop, I'm a virgin."
I picked her up and cradled her. All five fingers, inserted deep. "You're not bathroom material."
"I can be, please take me."
I pulled her in, pressed tight to my chest. "Yes, you'll do. Come my child. Come with me."  
"I'll be worth it," she says as... We disappear down the hall.
"Tell me, who is this FL Fowler, fucking you in the rear?Do you know him intimately?"
"He's fingered me too."The bathroom door slammed shut.
"My poor book, so young and fresh, open up and expose yourself to me."
"May I call you,Miss Book?" I asked.
"Yes, you may."
"You look like a very sexy book, "I said.
"I've been read, many times, but not by someone with such strong hands," She says. 
"You are a man for books? No! That tingles, you holding me that way.  On your lap, the light so bright."
"My elbows resting on my knees. You like?" I ask. 
"Yes, take your time. Put on your glasses. All fifty recipes. Take me, one page at a time.  All my picture parts.
I can handle it.You will be my first. Look at my delectable delights. Savour the words.
Lets begin, open me. I'll show you everything. Feast your eyes."

"Open me." She says.
I grab her by the spine. Feel her binding.There is his name again.
On the cover, FL Fowler. "Who is this man?" I ask.
"Did he?"
"Don't be angry." "He wrote me.  He took his time.
He's good. A teacher, a chef.
Let me show you. Like this." She said.
She spread herself out for me. Her insides, exposed, 
Open me," She said, again.
"Can We See Each Other Again?" I asked.
"Certainly.  As many times as necessary."
"Will you leave me with a happy ending, Miss Book?" I asked.
"Of course, finish me off!" First.
I loved this book.  If not for the sheer, audacity.
Informative and very entertaining for a cookbook.
I'll give it two thumbs up.
Dog Brindle

Review: Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook

User Review  - Emily - Goodreads

Better than the original by far, mainly because of the length, humor, and photos. I'm not a huge fan of chicken so I wasn't very interested in the recipes, but they were very unique. I got this just based on the title alone and it was a well done parody. Taters, baby! Read full review

Review: Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook

User Review  - Loren - Goodreads

Witty stories, smokin' photos and excellent recipes. This has turned into my go-to chicken cookbook, parody aside. Good for laffs and dinner ideas. Read full review

Review: Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook

User Review  - Andrea - Goodreads

Every bit as hilarious as Fifty Shades of Gray was terrible. A parody well, well done. (Although I wish someone would do one with kale or something.) Read full review

Love it!

User Review  - Andrew L. -

Great recipes! Clever and fun!! Bought as a gift and my friend who loves to cook loves this book. Read full review

Review: Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook

User Review  - Selina Kyle - Goodreads

It first caught my eye at work...I began stealing little glances at it between shelving other, less alluring books. Little by little I progressed from eyeing it from afar to checking out its back ... Read full review

Review: Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook

User Review  - Ramesh Kurup - Goodreads

Our go-to Valentine's dinner. Here's an excerpt from the intro to Maple glazed wings wrapped in bacon. "It's high time I trussed you again, Miss Hen. He flipped on the radio and pulled out the oversized spool of twine. "Maybe I should play hard to get for once" I say coyly. Read full review

Review: Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook

User Review  - Staceyrae - Goodreads

This is flat out hysterical!! Good job to whatever genius capitalized on the Fifty phenomena......this book is better than the Fifty trilogy and its about cooking chicken!!!!! Fantastic! Read full review

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