You Suck: A Love Story

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Harper Collins, Oct 13, 2009 - Fiction - 352 pages
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Being undead sucks. Literally.

Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.

But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.

And that really sucks.

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User Review  - bicyclewriter - LibraryThing

OK, this is getting to be a trend. I keep saying I'm not a Christopher Moore fan, but I keep liking his stuff more and more all the time. I was literally laughing out loud at this one. I'll be reading the next one right away. Maybe I am a Christopher Moore fan?... Read full review

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User Review  - sweetzombieducky - LibraryThing

I learned my lesson years ago never to read Christopher Moore in public. All I have to say about YOU SUCK is that the scene with the cat had me in tears. Read full review

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About the author (2009)

Christopher Moore is the author of fourteen previous novels, including Lamb, The Stupidest Angel, Fool, Sacré Bleu, A Dirty Job, and The Serpent of Venice.

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