You Suck: A Love Story
Being undead sucks. Literally.
Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.
But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.
And that really sucks.
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The title is apropos.User Review - Essie - Borders
You Suck sucks! I got up to chapter 4, and believe me, and was forcing myself. I even gave it to a friend who likes the same genre, and she didn't even bother finishing the first chapter. Perhaps it ... Read full review
LOVE ITUser Review - Brandigirl - Borders
This book was great! I already recommended it to several people. I already love Moore's work but this one by far is his best. Its fun and exciting. I couldnt put it down. 2 thumbs way up! Read full review