What You Don't Know About Turning 50: A Funny Birthday Quiz

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Running Press, Nov 1, 1999 - Humor - 128 pages
A funny 50th birthday quiz
Q: Is 50 too young to be worried about bladder control problems?
A: Depends.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50-year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Here is an outrageous quiz that can ease the pain of turning 50 and provide entertainment for any 50th birthday party. Keep those bifocals handy.

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Health and Medicine
17
Aging 31
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Fashion 67 568
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Phil Witte is a humor writer, cartoonist, and journalist. His joke books on turning 50 and 60 have sold over 150,000 copies to date. His website is www.philwitte.net.
Steve Mark is an illustrator from Minneapolis, Minnesota.

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