Bloody Confused!: A Clueless American Sportswriter Seeks Solace in English SoccerChuck Culpepper was a veteran sports journalist edging toward burnout . . . then he went to London and discovered the high-octane, fanatical (and bloody confusing!) world of English soccer. After covering the American sports scene for fifteen years, Chuck Culpepper suffered from a profound case of Common Sportswriter Malaise. He was fed up with self-righteous proclamations, steroid scandals, and the deluge of in-your-face PR that saturated the NFL, the NBA, and MLB. Then in 2006, he moved to London and discovered a new and baffling world—the renowned Premiership soccer league. Culpepper pledged his loyalty to Portsmouth, a gutsy, small-market team at the bottom of the standings. As he puts it, “It was like childhood, with beer.” Writing in the vein of perennial bestsellers such as Fever Pitch and Among the Thugs, Chuck Culpepper brings penetrating insight to the vibrant landscape of English soccer—visiting such storied franchises as Manchester United, Chelsea, and Liverpool . . . and an equally celebrated assortment of pubs. Bloody Confused! will put a smile on the face of any sports fan who has ever questioned what makes us love sports in the first place. |
Contents
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Europe | 15 |
Fing Move | 17 |
Is That Really Chelseas Pitch? | 24 |
A TwelveInch Digix in Camden | 31 |
My Very Own Relegation Weekend | 39 |
Sunday Contempt | 47 |
We Were Mental | 142 |
Chimes and Mammals | 150 |
Lonely Walks He Who Walks to Plainmoor | 157 |
A Blackburn Fiasco | 163 |
Never Miss a Chance to Hang Out in a Pub with | 170 |
Betraying a Kind Reading | 177 |
Just Disgusting | 184 |
Rather Hopeless | 191 |
MediaInaccessible England | 54 |
Two Months to Choose | 61 |
Clueless | 68 |
Knowing Too Much | 74 |
Away | 80 |
The Best Goal in My Admittedly Limited Lifetime | 86 |
47 | 94 |
Cheering for a ToiletSeat Thief | 125 |
74 | 128 |
Old Trafford | 136 |
80 | 198 |
You Have to Be Kidding | 203 |
NotTaken Roads | 210 |
Adopted | 217 |
Its Really the Heart of England | 223 |
Elvis and the Beatles | 230 |
8 | 231 |
One Goal from Europe | 237 |
The Whole Meat Raffle of It | 244 |
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