You Can't Have My Planet: But Take My Brother, Please
Thirteen-year-old Giles is the last person anyone would expect to save the planet. he's not as charming as his little sister, and not as brainy as his goody-goody older brother. But when Giles witnesses an alien realtor showing Earth to possible new tenants, he knows he'd better do something. With the help of an alien "attorney" and the maddest scientist in middle-grade fiction, Giles just might save humans from eviction from Earth. Let's hope so. The alternatives are...not so hospitable.
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LibraryThing ReviewUser Review - IssyM.B4 - LibraryThing
Giles is stuck as the middle child of his family between his bright older brother Bobby, and his amazing musician of a sister Nikki. When all of a sudden aliens show up from the horrible plant ... Read full review
YOU CAN'T HAVE MY PLANET, BUT TAKE MY BROTHER, PLEASE!User Review - Jane Doe - Kirkus
Shovels full of throwaway gags and silly aliens fail to lighten this overstuffed and entirely predictable debut.Handed a planetary lease signed by Adam and Eve, 13-year-old Giles learns that since ... Read full review