Bizarro: The Surreal Saga of America's Secret War on Synthetic Drugs and the Florida Kingpins It Captured

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Univ of California Press, Apr 18, 2023 - True Crime - 278 pages
Inside a drug war so screwy that people don’t know what’s illegal—until it’s too late.
 
Bizarro is a page-turning tale of the unprecedented prosecution of Burton Ritchie and Ben Galecki, the Florida-based founders of a sprawling “spice” (synthetic cannabinoid) operation. With this book, journalist and former New York City narcotics prosecutor Jordan S. Rubin exposes a Reagan-era law called the Analogue Act, which targets dealers selling drugs that are “substantially similar” to controlled substances—an unwieldy law that produces erratic results in court.
 
Rubin brings readers deep inside the synthetic war, exploring how Ritchie and Galecki landed in its crosshairs and why one of the DEA’s own chemists may have been their best chance at freedom, until he was arrested too. This stranger-than-fiction narrative is backed by thousands of pages of court records and exclusive interviews with defendants, lawyers, law enforcement, celebrities, and more. Bizarro reveals the world of underground chemists making drugs faster than the government can ban them, dealers making millions in a gray market, and a justice system run amok.
 

Contents

Bizarro
1
1 Humpty Dumptys DesignerDrug War
4
2 Frozen Addicts Emergency Powers
9
3 Dr Frankensteins
12
4 Creating a Monster
19
5 Controlling the Spice
27
6 Team Player
34
7 Ryan Goes West
41
17 A Case about Drug Dealers
110
18 Dynamite
121
19 Worse Than Crack
127
20 The Defense Calls Arthur Berrier
138
21 Their Kind of Person
147
22 Bizarre Relationships
151
23 Tooth and Nail
160
24 Synthetic Kings Crowned
164

8 Summer Jam Leaving Las Vegas
47
9 Come on in Cosey
53
10 Florida Sunshine
62
11 Information Asymmetry
73
12 Being Civilat First
78
13 The Right to an Attorney
85
14 Clarence Thomas on Bath Salts
92
15 Curious Animal
101
16 Egalitarian Principles
105
25 Mandatory Minimums over Zoom
178
26 Devils Advocate
184
27 Latest Front
191
The Story Was Quite Clear
196
Acknowledgments
201
Notes
203
Index
249
Series
269
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Jordan S. Rubin is a journalist and a former prosecutor for the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office, where he was assigned to the Office of the Special Narcotics Prosecutor.

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