Fangs But No FangsThere's Nothing Uglier Than A Vampire Singing "Feelings" If I hadn't seen it for myself, I'd swear it couldn't be true: my brother, Christian, living in a trailer park and working at a karaoke bar. We're talking about the snob who'd probably sniff the plasma packets and send 'em back in a huff if the blood type wasn't the right vintage. But after centuries of living in the undead fastlane, he's made up his mind that this is exactly where he needs to spend the rest of eternity, atoning for his many, many, sins. But sometimes things just don't work out like you think they will. Sometimes your hell can turn into your heaven. And thanks to Christian's chatty neighbor and boss, Jolee, things seem to be getting a whole lot nicer in Shady Fork Mobile Estates. Not that either of them has the first idea how to have a normal relationship--we are talking about a woman's who's only dated dead-beats, and a guy who's only dated the dead. Well, nobody's perfect. |
Contents
Chapter 17 | 153 |
Chapter 18 | 162 |
Chapter 19 | 172 |
Chapter 20 | 180 |
Chapter 21 | 196 |
Chapter 22 | 203 |
Chapter 23 | 211 |
Chapter 24 | 223 |
Chapter 9 | 83 |
Chapter 10 | 91 |
Chapter 11 | 102 |
Chapter 12 | 108 |
Chapter 13 | 116 |
Chapter 14 | 122 |
Chapter 15 | 131 |
Chapter 16 | 143 |
Chapter 25 | 232 |
Chapter 26 | 241 |
Chapter 27 | 252 |
Chapter 28 | 265 |
Chapter 29 | 272 |
Epilogue | 290 |
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